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guu:

“listen up, cumslut” is such a raw fucking line, you’d think it was about the bird drowining in the chocolate fountain, but no, it was from the fucking bible

1 month ago on May 16th | J | 552 notes

myambitiousthoughts:

In a “let me just disappear for a couple of years” type of mood

1 month ago on May 16th | J | 1,975 notes

wynnyfryd:

peter-pantomime:

Just now realizing that not only was it dumb that Eddie stayed in the clothes he literally showed off he was wearing to the entire school, Jason in particular, while he was on the run, but also that the obvious solution was for Steve to bring him a change of clothes from his own closet or swap his yellow sweater for the vest when they left the right-side-up skull rock

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LMAO imagine eddie borrowing some of reefer rick’s clothes and running around in, like, some baggy cargo shorts and a tie dye shirt for the rest of the season. The gang shows up at skull rock to rescue him and he waddles up to them holding his shorts up with one hand while all twenty pockets jangle with random shit, and he’s just preemptively glaring at them like

Eddie: …Shut up.

Steve: I didn’t-? I didn’t say anything.

Robin: I’d like to say something!

Max: Yeah, me too.

Nancy: Eddie, you look…

Max: Insane? He looks insane.

Lucas: Are those teddy bears on his shirt??

Dustin (pointing and laughing): Holy shit! Wait ‘til Mike hears about this!

Eddie: Okay, everyone SHUT UP!! (pointing viciously at Dustin) Henderson, you’re not saying shit about this to little Wheeler unless you want me to kill off every one of your characters for the rest of the school year, I swear to god-

Steve (whispering to Robin): Is he fingerwagging at them? That’s my thing!

Robin (to Steve): I know, babe, try to stop drooling about it.

Steve: What??!

Robin: Nothing 😊

1 month ago on May 16th | J | 1,779 notes

andreabandrea:

an 18-wheeler died on the side of the highway the other day. a pack of scavenging motorcycles was eating its carcass. one of them growled at me

1 month ago on May 16th | J | 29,564 notes

wreckedmyorgans:

i don’t dress for women. i don’t dress for men. i didn’t get dressed i’m in my pjs again

1 month ago on May 16th | J | 6,168 notes

coughloop:

It’s so wild how many grown adults can’t grasp such a basic concept like “if you are nicer to strangers they will usually be nicer to you in return”

1 month ago on May 16th | J | 46,427 notes

johnwickfucker:

johnwicklover1999:

vamprisms:

never enough time in the day to do fuck all

there’s always time in the night to do fuck all

but watch out

1 month ago on May 16th | J | 102,677 notes

bogleech:

libertypical:

lavender-manna:

zanmor:

these ones

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

1 month ago on May 16th | J | 499,028 notes

joshisepic2222:

Genuinely 2022 has been an amazing year for tumblr memes

I mean we had so many good ones:

  • #girl ban
  • Horse Plinko
  • Blorbo from my shows
  • The variations upon blorbo(glup shitto, skrungly, poor little meow meow)
  • Eeby Deeby
  • It’s me boy, the PS5 inside your brain
  • Live Slug reaction
  • Crabs
  • Eurovision Pussy
  • Tumblr Blaze Launch ft. Catholic evangelism and My immortal
  • Twitterpocalypse
  • Dracula Daily
  • Thank goodness he’s straight actually
  • July(Shinso Abe’s death, British gov collapse, Overthrow of the Sri Lankan government)
  • September 8th(Queen dead, sansweep)
  • They unbanned tits- wait no they didn’t
  • The Lettuce is Pm now
  • Twitterpocalyspe 2 he actually bought it this time
  • Tits are legal for real this time
  • 2nd Anniversary of Nov 5th ft. Ryan Reynolds

And Now

  • Goncharov

In general something has definitely been in the water this year when we look back at the memes.

1 month ago on May 16th | J | 88,622 notes

bob-belcher:

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013 - 2021)
Season 1 | Episode 18

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spacelazarwolf:

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i’m losing my fuckibg mind

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saracamerons:

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nessa007:

Tyler James Williams and Angela Bassett share a very sweet moment backstage after their Golden Globe wins at the 2023 Golden Globe Awards
2 months ago on April 23rd | J | 17,421 notes

You're not embarrassed being an old woman and being in tumblr? I would rather die that my grannies have an actual account on tumblr for celebrities rho


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earhartsease:

neil-gaiman:

dduane:

atlinmerrick:

twistedchickness:

twopoppies:

Why would I be embarrassed for having interests I enjoy? My guess is that you’re really, really young. And that maybe you don’t actually have solid relationships with adults who have lives outside of parenting or work. But I hope for you that when you’re my age you have hobbies that bring you happiness. And that by that point you realize that trying to shame someone for being an adult only makes you look too immature to be in adult spaces, which Tumblr is.

When I was 20, I loved music, making art, writing and reading good stories, fashion, talking about popular culture, making friends, going to concerts… You’d be surprised how little changes when you’re my age. I just have way more money and time to enjoy those things now. I’m only 55. I’m not dead. I’m also not a “granny”, but even if I was, I’d probably still like all of those things.

Ageism isn’t cute, love. And I sure don’t ever see people telling men they shouldn’t go to football games or have their little “fantasy football leagues” or wear their favorite player’s merch. For every comment you guys like to say is misogynistic (but isn’t), this is one that really reeks of it.

What she said. ^^^

I am well over 60, I have been in fandom since I was 12, one way or another, and I ain’t leaving. And misogyny is never attractive.

I’ll be 60 soon and ha ha ha I’m in fandom forever.

(Enjoy your time with other children anon. And I promise you, they’re not creating all the content you love.)

Just turned 70 this last May. 

I am a fan. I’ve been a fan of one or another book series, TV show or comic since I was eight. I’ve been in organized, convention-going and print-based fandoms since I was old enough to vote. My generation invented online fandoms, and I’ve been in them from almost the very beginning of online. I’ve been on CompuServe and AOL and LiveJournal and the other earliest platforms where fandom congregated: Tumblr’s merely one of the newer ones. 

If some adorable, entitled, wet-behind-the-ears wee nonny thinks they’re going to roll up and have a little self-righteous fun shaming some senior Tumblrina into buggering off of here because she’s An Old—and should therefore (by their way of thinking) be embarrassed for enjoying the manifestation of her continuing passion for the best in media along with others, in long-standing community— Well, they’ve got another think coming. 

…And oh yeah: You don’t like it? Then just get off our lawn, sweetiecakes. We were here long before you were, and (if you’re so easily embarrassed) we’ll still be here long after you’re gone. :)

(waves) (And hey, hi there, Atlin!)

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Yup.

fistbumps from a 60 year old trans plural

2 months ago on April 23rd | J | 36,495 notes